getyourspoons:

let’s roll film motherfuckers.

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collegehumor:

Musicless Version of Dancing In The Streets

Just when you thought Mick Jagger couldn’t look any weirder.

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Moses is hanging something on the wall for me and he has a nail but no hammer. So what does he do? He picks up the crucifix with Jesus on it (his Grandmother gave to him) and starts hammering in the nail.

Me: “Moses what are you doing that’s Jesus!”
Moses: “What? He was a carpenter.”

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rika84:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

iswearimnotnaked:

bookworm8199:

iswearimnotnaked:

because i’m ḧ̽͛͋̽̿ͥ̉̾̌̃̄҉̮̜̠̹͙͖̩̙̤̣̭̩̤̝̼̘̠ͅa̓̉̓ͫ̋̿ͧ́̑́̃̃͏̹̦͈̱p̧ͦ͌̓̌̍ͮ̇̽̆̎ͣ̍ͫ͛̈̏̚͘͡҉̗̳̟͙̙͉̙͓̹̭̩͉͎͎pͭ̌ͤͯ̋̌̎̉̐̄̀̑҉̢͟҉͔͉̜̞̼̺̦͞y̨ͧ͐̏̿ͧ̚҉̨̲̹͚̪͓̖͎͕͙̮̣͔͉ͅ ̧͉̻̼̬̖̠͗̃ͧ̏̀͘͝͝ ̛̝̦͖̮̺̹̹͈̹̹͉͓̃̉ͫ̄ͭ̈́̂̍̾͗̃͑̐͊͛͝͡ ̸̷̬̪̥̝̱̯̥͎̗̼̞̭͕̼̦͑ͦ̄͊͆̌̈̄̓̑ ̵̲̺͙̦̼̰̩͎͙̤͎̯͕͇͂̾̏̀ͨ̂͛̌ͭͥ̊̉̇̆ͨ͛

THATS JUST ABOUT THE SCARIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

C̫͎͚̝͎̕Ĺ͇̪̝̞̹A͏̴̰͕̩̲͉̻̱̯P̞͚̜̻͚̩̱̹̤͠ ̼͈̤̦̳͖A̭͟͝L̼̭̯̻Ò̤̭̦͜͝Ṉ̭̬͎̥̦́G̡͖̪͔͈͔͎̼͢ ̸̢̟͈̥̺̮ͅÍ̵̷̜̖̻F̴̵̛̱̩͈̼ ̶͏̹̬̗̦Y̤̱̖̫O̶̯̜̟̺͎̲̯̣U͏̷̯͍ ̲͓̰̖̺̭̖F̸҉̩̼E̵͖̮̝̩̝̜͕̬E͏̟͉̦̤̯͈̣͓L̩͔͖

Ǐ͚̯̘̰͚͍͓̤̀̀’̶̨̜̖̰̼̬̭͇͍̿̋ͭ́ͨͬ͆̿̀m̲͎̭͉̹̹̯͕̒͋ͫ͛̀̎͝ ̡̍̿ͪ͡҉̱̝͚͇l͉̘̪̲̲̠̱ͭ̉̉ͯͧo̟͖̗͈̥̯͊̔͒ͭ͝v̛̍ͪ͋͛̆ͤ̋ͯ͏̪͠ͅȋ̪̣̻̖͚̫̝ͣ̍̓ͤn̵̨͍̥̝̰ͧ̀̅͂ͣ͞g̴̭̺͉̫͖̩̦̜̔́ͮ̈̃͑ ͋͂ͮ̎̚͡҉̸̣̜̰͉̤i̴̡̹͙͛́̀̅tͯ̅͒͂̏̍̀̾͢҉̵͙͕̙̦͎̖

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winterybreeze:

Typhlosion and Shiny Typhlosion 

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